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hai bagati glume :-P

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alinutza vine grabita acasa shi ii spune mamei:MAMA!! MAMA!!! a zis un nene ca daca ii fac o M**e imi da cerceii astia :lol:

vine intr-o zi un iepuras la o bacanie si intreaba:
aveti painici atat de mici?
brutaru raspunde:nu
vine asta iepurasu 5 zile la rand, in a 6 a vine din nou si intreaba:aveti painici atat de mici?
zice brutaru:hai ma sa ii facem painici atat de mici lu asta ca nu ne mai lasa in pace
vine in a 7 a zi asta si intreaba:aveti painici atat de mici?
brutaru raspunde ca da
si iepurasu zice pey sunteti prosti ca nu vi le cumpara nimeni

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Intra o fata draguta la farmacie si intreaba farmacista:
- Aveti in vanzare prezervative foarte mari?
- Desigur ca avem, vreti sa cumparati?
- Nu, dar nu o sa va suparati daca am sa astept aici pana intra cineva sa cumpere?

Un bank fain pt pasionatii wrestlingului :P
DC nu sunt colturile arenei rosi??
ca iar mank umaga cu branza :))

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Nu dati PM ca nu citesc ! Dati PM cand va cer eu! In rest distrativa !

1) http://rapidshare.com/files/13841157/Vacanta_Mare_-_Ardeleanul_si_ungurul.mpg.html ---> Vacantza mare - Ardeleanu si ungurul
2) http://rapidshare.com/files/13841667/Vacanta_mare-Garcea_la_pescuit.mp3.html ---> Garcea la pescuit
3) http://rapidshare.com/files/13841793/VACANTA_MARE_-_Sport_si_filme_porno.mp3.html ---> Vacantza mare - Sport si filme porno
4) http://rapidshare.com/files/13842073/Vacanta_Mare_-_Babo_PUTZI_URAT_By___DJ_1_.YES___wWw.Store-Music.Tk__.mp3.html ---> Vacantza mare - Babo
5) http://rapidshare.com/files/13842438/Vacanta_Mare_-_Si-au_Luat_Ciobanii_Celulare.MP3.html ---> Vacantza mare - Si-au luat ciobanii celulare
6) http://rapidshare.com/files/13843618/_Ro-TV__-_Vacanta_Mare_-_Garcea_la_soferie.avi.html ---> Garcea la soferie
7) http://rapidshare.com/files/13843817/Vacanta_Mare_-_Balada_Lui_Dracula.mp3.html ---> Vacantza mare - Balada lui Dracula
8) http://rapidshare.com/files/13844398/Rudarel_MakarenaPtruAdinutza.mp3.html ---> Rudarel - Makarena
9) http://rapidshare.com/files/13844840/Vacanta_Mare_-_Vampirii_in_izmene.mp3.html ---> Vacantza mare - Vampirii in izmene
10) http://rapidshare.com/files/14715329/Vacanta_Mare_-_Spovedania_unui_parinte.mp3.html --->Vacantza mare - Spovedania unui parinte
11) http://rapidshare.com/files/14715648/Vacanta_Mare_-_Scufita_Rosie.mp3.html ---> Vacantza mare - scufita rosie
12) http://rapidshare.com/files/14715965/VACANTA_MARE_-_Garcea_Si_Me.mp3.html --->Vacantza nare - Crapu si Menumorut politai
13) http://rapidshare.com/files/14716573/VACANTA_MARE_-_GARCEA_SI_RADARUL.mp3.html ---> Garcea si radarul
14) http://rapidshare.com/files/14717118/VACANTA_MARE_-_Ardeleanul_si_ungurul.mp3.html ---1-15) http://rapidshare.com/files/12756749/Rudarel_-_Labagiii.mp3.html <--Rudarel-Labagii
16) http://rapidshare.com/files/12757587/povestea_de_seara_2_.mp3.html <--- Planeta molodva - povestea de seara
17) http://rapidshare.com/files/12757886/vacanta_mare--garcea_patronul_si_tziganul_muzicant.mp3.html <-- Garcea si tiganu
18) http://rapidshare.com/files/12758169/Vacanta_Mare_-_Interviu_Cu_Fratii_Paunescu.MP3.html <--Vacantza mane-Interviu cu fratii paunescu
19) http://rapidshare.com/files/12758442/Vacantza_Mare_-_Plugusoru_lu_Garcea.mp3.html <--Plugusoru' lu' Garcea
20) http://rapidshare.com/files/12758803/vacanta_mare_-_Garcea_la_teatru.mp3.html <-- Garcea la teatru
21) http://rapidshare.com/files/12759118/Vacanta_Mare_-_Jalnicii_Miliardari.MP3.html <--vacantza mare - jalnicii miliardari
22) http://rapidshare.com/files/12759357/Planeta_Moldova..mp3.html <Doi>Ardeleanul si ungurul.mp3 (alta varianta)

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